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Here’s where we differ as mom and dad lol

My sweet boy turns 18 tomorrow and I’m all in my feelings about it feeling emotional and grateful and all kinds of mom things….

.my husband: should I take him to the titty bar?!?!

😬😬😬😬
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Ducky · 31-35, F
Meh, I’ve been to one. Even got treated to a private dance because I was a first-timer. I was also a last-timer that night. They’re overrated. But then again, I’m a woman. Maybe he would like it better because he’s a man.
Ducky · 31-35, F
@zerofuks2give Lol. Call me out, why don’t you?
zerofuks2give · 41-45, M
@Ducky yeah I did. I don’t trust people that don’t like boobs 😂
Viper · M
@Ducky why don't you like boobs? 😥
SW-User
🤣 frikkking men
helenS · 36-40, F
He won't need his dad to go there 😏
He should have just said they were going to the deer woods or something. Moms don’t need to know about that stuff. Besides…hubs owns boobs outright. Why would he want to go rent some he can’t even play with??
zerofuks2give · 41-45, M
@Pinkstarburst can I rent yours? 😂
@zerofuks2give Oh honey. There is not enough bleach in the world for your eyes afterward.
zerofuks2give · 41-45, M
@Pinkstarburst stfu 😂 I’m sure you have a great rack
GLITTER · 36-40, F
I bet you have a headache regularly 😅
zerofuks2give · 41-45, M
@GLITTER how did you know? I’m always buying her ibuprofen 😂
GLITTER · 36-40, F
@zerofuks2give just had a feeling 😅
Viper · M
@MrsZero@zerofuks2give
No, lie, I've heard female friends swear that the best thing for a migraine is a very good, very hard fuk!

@GLITTER probably knew you have headaches regularly because your man has zero fuks 2 give 😋
SW-User
I side with your hubby. But not regarding your name change.
Classified · M
Both are grounded for life now? 👀
knight8in8 · 46-50, M
Your husband is right.
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samueltyler2 · 80-89, M
No way you have an 18 year old!
bowman81 · M
🤷‍♂️
zerofuks2give · 41-45, M
I think you’re just jealous that I haven’t taken you to the titty bar lately lol
zerofuks2give · 41-45, M
@MrsZero I think everyone here would agree that you’re the one who’s stuck 😂
SW-User
@zerofuks2give @MrsZero aw that’s lovely 🥰🤣
Viper · M
@SW-User @zerofuks2give

yes. Married. She’s the one with boobs 😂

Yep, she has three of them, two are attached and she married the biggest one 🤪 lol jk
nedkelly · 61-69, M
It may be embarrassing if mum is working the titty bar that night - 😁
MrsZero · 100+, F
@nedkelly 😂 I’ll take the night off
Viper · M
Tell him: No, the titty bar is our place! Don't you ever take him anyplace that you want me to allow you to go 🤪

 
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