When everything is chaotic and panic on the air I just walk in

And say everyone calm down I'm a carpenter.
Then they say we need a doctor!! And I say no problem I used to play one on TV. That's when they kick me out of the mob.

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I remember a horror film called The Carpenter.

He did all his work at night and when people questioned if he even worked there,
he said to one guy 'It doesn't really matter now, does it'?

Then he used a commercial strength staple gun to the forehead knocking him out lol