When everything is chaotic and panic on the air I just walk in
And say everyone calm down I'm a carpenter. Then they say we need a doctor!! And I say no problem I used to play one on TV. That's when they kick me out of the mob.
@Disney I think I remember that. I was going to say I played a doctor on that show till you said that about the nail gun stapler. I shot myself in the bicep muscle once dragging a gun down between joists still has dinner on trigger and bumped the nose of it. It was an 8d ring shank went straight thru the air with about an eighth inch still above skin so that was 2-1/4"dead square center in my bicep my hand slipped off first time I tried to pull it out. You know if you step on a nail it hurts bad all day long. Gives me the heebie jeebies thinking about it.