I just took a huge dump and I started sweating.
When you take a shit and start to sweat that is not good. I now know what giving birth feels like. It ripped my anus too. There was blood in my stool.
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yellowsnow · 51-55, M
I thought I was helping as a pubic service message. Constipation is a serious issue! Good thing I did not eat peanuts or they would have ripped my ass. I had some corn yesterday but that usually comes out after 4 days. Corn is weird.
SW-User
@yellowsnow Same way this is a public service message
https://similarworlds.com/groups/4037308-Ever-notice-how-some-dudes-dont-have-a-clue-about an look at your reply...
https://similarworlds.com/groups/4037308-Ever-notice-how-some-dudes-dont-have-a-clue-about an look at your reply...
FreestyleArt · 31-35, M
Next time sing the Baby shark song. That would ease your pain
Baby Shark goes DooDooDooDOODOO Baby goes DooDooDooDOODOO Daddy Shark Goes DooDooDooDOODOO
Baby Shark goes DooDooDooDOODOO Baby goes DooDooDooDOODOO Daddy Shark Goes DooDooDooDOODOO
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
The only thing close to giving birth is passing a kidney stone.
yellowsnow · 51-55, M
@Thevy29 That is why I take Tart Cherry pills everyday.
TexChik · F
🤣...now you know why momma told you to chew your food. Way TMI!
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MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
I leave dumps
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