How to get rid of all the methane bacteria out of my gut?

Bleach? Someone suggested it might cure covid so a little bacteria should not be a problem 😬😬

[i]Of course, this is a ridiculous suggestion and should not be tried by anyone [/i]

Light a match and swallow it.

Get some Beano. It will supply the enzyme you need to digest what you can't without it.

I wouldn't fart around a open flame

Drink fresh pure healing water straight from a Tennessee spring or creek. Straight from Mother Tennessee's bosom.

https://findaspring.com/locations/north-america/usa/kinzel-springstownsend-tennessee-37882/

Kinzel springs Townsend Tennessee.

Activated charcoal

This is the cure

Drink this

Don’t eat

have you tried dandelions?