It's actually impressive how slow a Wal-Mart checkout line moves.

Seriously what is up with these people? How can they possibly move that slow without making an effort at it? I know the job sucks ass, they don't want to he there, and are paid shit but still. When I worked a shit job it just made want to rush customers through so I could go sit. These people seem to want to extend the working and enhance the shared misery by being extra, extra, extra slow.