dsrice · 56-60, M
I cuddled with a teletubby because I am a pimp
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GunFinger · F
@PerfectIllusion i just spilled milk before I answered this.🤣 i am sexy af like that too!🤣😂🤣
Jpfunjunky · 41-45, M
@Jpfunjunky I need a stripper and I don't even do drugs! Who doesn't need a stripper? Everybody needs a stripper!
PerfectIllusion · 46-50, F
@Jpfunjunky You always need a stripper!😜
@PerfectIllusion Preferably one who offers chocolate chip cookies! 😂
marsbar · F
@PerfectIllusion I have it with cereal, but I’ve never tried marijuana. Lol
MOONAMONA86 · 36-40, F
Pdad49 · M
@MOONAMONA86 good girl! Did he give you a reward?
PerfectIllusion · 46-50, F
@JustGoneNow oh no babe! I hate to hear that. Everything will be ok!❤
@PerfectIllusion I hope so. I haven’t been doing so well tbh.
PerfectIllusion · 46-50, F
@JustGoneNow I'm so sorry. I'm just a message away if you ever need to talk! Sending you hugs!🤗
MOONAMONA86 · 36-40, F
There’s a three 10 th of June’s to much of a coincidence
HeWhoWalks39 · 36-40, M
Ok I'm not posting mine on comments lol
PerfectIllusion · 46-50, F
@HeWhoWalks39 is it that bad?
HeWhoWalks39 · 36-40, M
@PerfectIllusion yeah a little bit lol
PerfectIllusion · 46-50, F
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout sounds legit!🤣
stratosranger · M
I thought that would be “I smoke crack because I ate out Paris Hilton.” 😉@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout
PerfectIllusion · 46-50, F
@stratosranger he secretly wishes!😂
Most of these end up bizzare. Lol
PerfectIllusion · 46-50, F
@canusernamebemyusername that's the whole point, to get a silly laugh!🤣
JupiterDreams · 31-35
I needed a toothbrush because I have double D's.
Lol what 🤣
Lol what 🤣
PerfectIllusion · 46-50, F
@JupiterDreams girl, I'm jealous!🤣
No... but only because I love horses and would never stab one. 🥺
PerfectIllusion · 46-50, F
@JustGoneNow aww..its ok!🙂 We know you'd never stab one!
SirBenedictTheSecond · 22-25, M
PerfectIllusion · 46-50, F
@SirBenedictTheSecond its only legit if John Olinger asks if you'd do her!😋
SirBenedictTheSecond · 22-25, M
Her beauty leaves me breathless. @PerfectIllusion @MOONAMONA86
PerfectIllusion · 46-50, F
@SirBenedictTheSecond aww..do you have a crush on her?😀
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
I shanked a golf ball because I love marijuana
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@PerfectIllusion it's bad on your lungs too 😷
dale74 · M
@deadgerbil where are you from
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@dale74 Chicago
rjc36 · 61-69, M
I needed a horse because I'm a pump.
rjc36 · 61-69, M
@PerfectIllusion the caddy must have broken down. 🤣
Starchild1983 · 41-45, F
PerfectIllusion · 46-50, F
@Starchild1983 sounds like a good time!😆
Starchild1983 · 41-45, F
@PerfectIllusion yeah, I’m cool like that 😎
Adaydreambeliever · 56-60, F
I shanked a dog because I am good in bed! Apparently!
PerfectIllusion · 46-50, F
@Adaydreambeliever this just sounds wrong!😂
Adaydreambeliever · 56-60, F
@PerfectIllusion it really does, doesn't it! Trust me to end up with that! Why couldn't I have had a porn star or even a hippie!
PerfectIllusion · 46-50, F
@Adaydreambeliever we're just not that lucky!
PerfectIllusion · 46-50, F
@Smokey I know this is a fact!😋
Livingwell · 61-69, M
I needed a condom because I'm sexy like that..🤦🏻♂️
PerfectIllusion · 46-50, F
@Livingwell oh my! 😳 lol
Livingwell · 61-69, M
@PerfectIllusion 😆😆😆 Not really but the problem was solved long ago.
PerfectIllusion · 46-50, F
@Livingwell smart man!
Donotfolowme · 51-55, F
PerfectIllusion · 46-50, F
@Donotfolowme if you have a sense of humor and realize its just a silly game to break the negative energy and fetish monotony on here, it is.😊
Donotfolowme · 51-55, F
@PerfectIllusion I defy have very good sense of humor..just not what you have 🙂
PerfectIllusion · 46-50, F
@Donotfolowme and that's 0k too. To each their own. Plenty have played along and got a laugh!☺
FatherTime · M
I cuddled with my best friend because I'm sexy like that
ozgirl512 · 31-35, F
Bloody cookie Monster lol
PerfectIllusion · 46-50, F
@ozgirl512 lol
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PerfectIllusion · 46-50, F
@SW-User lol..half is better than nothing.😁
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PerfectIllusion · 46-50, F
@river52 hmm..I wonder if she enjoyed it?
TallMtnMedic · M
I shanked a glass of milk bc i have amazing boobs?
That doesnt sound right, i dont drink milk....wait a minute...
That doesnt sound right, i dont drink milk....wait a minute...
topsgt6 · 70-79, M
I ran naked with Paris Hilton because I'm sexy! Don't I wish??
smiler2012 · 61-69
{@perfectillusion ] 😆😆 mine works out i slept with a homeless guy because i am a pimp
PerfectIllusion · 46-50, F
@smiler2012 🤣 But a homeless guy when you have all that pimping money!
meat18 · 61-69, M
i ate a dog b/c im sexy like that!
ugh!
ugh!
SW-User
I shanked my best friend because I'm a pimp.
PerfectIllusion · 46-50, F
@SW-User show me the 💰!
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
I shanked a drink because hoes keep stealing my tacos
PerfectIllusion · 46-50, F
@MrBrownstone 🤐
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
@PerfectIllusion You always get me in trouble
PerfectIllusion · 46-50, F
@MrBrownstone no no..😇
PerfectIllusion · 46-50, F
@FrogManSometimesLooksBothWays don't act like you aren't secretly in love with cookie monster!
PerfectIllusion · 46-50, F
ncgremlin · 61-69, M
I slept with a bum because I'm a pimp
ncgremlin · 61-69, M
@PerfectIllusion yes I could😋
fun4us2b · M
I shot the trojan man because I smoked crack (oops I took off my fleece and now it's because I love to Snort cocaine)
Stillwaiting · M
All I'm gonna say is them hoes best leave my tacos alone
PerfectIllusion · 46-50, F
@Stillwaiting maybe they'll have to learn the hard way!
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PerfectIllusion · 46-50, F
@Stillwaiting that would probably be a bad idea!
I beat paris hilton because hoes keep stealing my tacos
@PerfectIllusion Yes, mam. They are. 😍
@JustGoneNow when did u see them have my nudes been leaked
@PepsiColaP Just you’re sexy cleavage, baby. Yummy. 💋
Ironhand · 51-55, M
I shot Homer because I'm a Pimp..
zork0000 · 56-60, M
I ate a hippie because I'm a pimp
dale74 · M
I shot a homeless guy cause i am sexy like that
PerfectIllusion · 46-50, F
@dale74 damn, don't mess with you!
SW-User
I fucked a horse because, I'm a pimp with amazing boobs, and hoes keep stealing my tacos.
PerfectIllusion · 46-50, F
SW-User
@PerfectIllusion Can't beat taco Tuesday 😂
PerfectIllusion · 46-50, F
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