Awesome question!!! I'd be a God of dreams and creativity, but I'd have nymphs that are like muses, light ones and dark ones, and they bring inspiration through dreams, visions etc. The dark ones can turn into wolves and the light ones can turn into cats. I'd be associated with caves, deep woods and the season of Autumn. I'd have the image of an old man with a golden beard in a black cloak. No temples, instead people would worship me in caves, and in far of dark places in the wilderness.

I’d like to be very much associated with the sea, a dirty that grants safe passage through storms.

Of granting life and healing the sick ~

I’d be the god of fortitude, a god that rewards those who act when they are frightened. Also a god who rewards hospitality to guests and strangers, and I’d be celebrated at feasts.

Cake

The God of Weed

I'd be the goddess of the hopeless. When things are at their grimmest, come to me to ease your mind and see a glimmer of hope.

Also, to a lesser degree, the patron deity of spookhouses

cocaine

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I'd be the food god.

The forest

humor

the dark

Definitely beer. Or maybe they'd call it "spirits"?

Universal affection.

Protector of children.

...healing

pickle juice
(I set my sights low)

Kimchi

I wouldn't. I would want people to stop believing in such nonsense rather

God of irreparable fuck-ups would seem to fit.