Do you know if they like bears in London?

Come on over they are very welcoming and do excellent marmalade sandwiches 🙂

what part of peru are you from? I went there year before last. Gorgeous country with such varied geographical features

why do you think the Guards have those bear hats??

I thought you were French 🤔

Who says Britain is inhospitable even to illegal immigrants? We put up statues to them! :)

Just don't greet one in the morning. They're not afraid to corner you only to headbutt you

A while back I heard bears have to stick leaves up their backside to stop ants crawling up there and biting them!
I know the world is getting overpopulated but it isn’t that crowded that things have to live up an jacksy.
No wonder Paddington Bear left Peru for London.
When you’ve got bears wanting to leave the country it makes me wonder what I’m doing here.