What are they doing?
I am amused by Amazon's effort to inform me they are working madly to get my order here.
In the past twenty-four hours, they have labelled my order thusly:
Not yet shipped
Preparing to ship
Shipping now
(but not yet 'shipped')
The truck that picks up orders from the shipper is idling at the dock, doors open wide and welcoming, while warehouse workers are loading my little pantry organizer onto a forklift, harmonizing on "We're Almost There."
It's so pandemic-exciting.
In the past twenty-four hours, they have labelled my order thusly:
Not yet shipped
Preparing to ship
Shipping now
(but not yet 'shipped')
The truck that picks up orders from the shipper is idling at the dock, doors open wide and welcoming, while warehouse workers are loading my little pantry organizer onto a forklift, harmonizing on "We're Almost There."
It's so pandemic-exciting.
