Why every guy I dated act as they belong in a halfway house?

WOW - you are at the bottom of the bird cage with these men

Try looking in person maybe.

They took you out for top ramen on the handlebars of their bicycle but had to be home by ten for their UA?

where do you find these guys?

Halfway where? To their next crime?

if its every guy you date then I'd blame your mate-choosing ability, no offense, its just logic.

Lol ... that is funny!