Why do you get out of bed in the morning?

Because I have to pee.

Because I want coffee, and to see what the day has in store.
Carpe Diem.

Because I love my son. Only reason I have.

Hungry dog who has to pee

Cause I got sh!t to do.

The inertia that still moves this soulless body.

My dogs demand it. They must be fed and walked. 😂

I’d get bored if I stayed in bed all day.

Because I have to go to work and pay my bills

Because I need to work to pay my bills

To eat, drink and meet people 😀

I don't.

I get out of bed at noon

I fall out actually *boom*

My pets have to be tended to.

To work, of course.

to pee and go to work

I often wonder. If Nature didn’t call, some days I probably wouldn’t. 😅

Pee