Ok i stole a bunch of jokes from Rodney Dangerfield

But neither one of us has quit smoking heh heh heh

A hundred or so years ago...

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ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F

Haha one of my faves from Mr. Dangerfield:

I asked my wife where she wanted to go on vacation.
She said she wanted to go someplace she’s never been.
I asked “The kitchen??”

kentex35 · 100+, M

@ImpeccablyImperfect she wanted something shiny that could go from 0 to 200 in seconds.. He bought her a scale. When she told him to take out the garbage he said you cooked it you take out out.

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP

It’s yellowbeard

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