RemovedUsername634280 · 41-45, F
Can you imagine if he had to be the one that called the ambulance. And the look on his parents faces shammmmmmmmmme
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PhilDeep · 51-55, M
@akindheart Surgery... wow... I'm hoping he didn't rush to put anything else in there after that experience...
akindheart · 61-69, F
@PhilDeep yeah it was horrible sitting across from him knowing what we knew.
PhilDeep · 51-55, M
@akindheart Feels disgustingly psinful just reading it 😖
Pretzel · 61-69, M
Son. There's is a man from the Darwin awards calling...he said he wanted to give you a buzz
(Too soon?)
(Too soon?)
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nedkelly · 61-69, M
Only in America
curiosi · 61-69, F
Just had to block a know it all teen on here that was rude. This is the latest crop of them not very bright and think they know all!
Peppa · 31-35, F
🥴 I'm surprised there aren't more stories like this tbh.
Funtoy4u · 61-69, M
Reminds me of the stuck zipper scene in "Something About Mary". LMAO
PhilDeep · 51-55, M
Why? Just... why?!

SW-User
Holy Guacamole is this a real story😱😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

SW-User
Oh ..that is funny 😂😱😂
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
One way to get 15 minutes
ScarletWitch · 31-35, F
🤣👿🤣
luctoretemergo · 61-69, M
Every so often....we put things where they shouldn't go....like a guy did it in a whirlpool jet and got stuck....we're curious that way us guys are.....

SW-User
Just a thought for the genius here....
What did he think would be inside a BEEHIVE.
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What did he think would be inside a BEEHIVE.
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Pretzel · 61-69, M
@SW-User but they double dog dared me!

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@Pretzel He should have double dog dared them to go fuck themselves and went and did something appropriate.

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Darwin Award recipient, right there.
MarineBob · 56-60, M
Yeah it is
BlondilyOld · F
😳😬🙄
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
It made his dick swell and be bigger
smiler2012 · 61-69
@MrBrownstone i am sure there are better ways even if it supposedly makes you blind 😆
PhilDeep · 51-55, M
@smiler2012 Well, there's a lesson to be learned here, I think!
smiler2012 · 61-69
@PhilDeep what for him yes it has been a bit of a painful learning curve he will bee hive in future before he does something foolish again
FreestyleArt · 36-40, M
I bet you he got the rush of his life. feels like he wasn't a Virgin anymore
summersong · F
Damn 😂
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MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
Did he cum?
smiler2012 · 61-69
@MrBrownstone 😣 ha ha ha you make this sound like new sexual fetish not advisable of course 😆
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hunkalove · 61-69, M
@waleskinder Like you havent done that, wales!
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cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@waleskinder yeah I know but it was funny. And a lesson for the pervs that would stick it anywhere
ArtieKat · M
What a prick! 😂
smiler2012 · 61-69
cherokeepatti he wanted to put his penis in his honey what is wrong with that 😆
NeloAngelo · 26-30, M
penetrated 600 times in one day? fecking legend :D
GoldButterfly · F
lol, people are so stupid. lol
jbon85 · 100+, M
That’s how you lose your dick