Only logged in members can reply and interact with the post.
Join SimilarWorlds for FREE 禄
RemovedUsername63428041-45, F
Can you imagine if he had to be the one that called the ambulance. And the look on his parents faces shammmmmmmmmme
PhilDeep51-55, M
@akindheart Surgery... wow... I'm hoping he didn't rush to put anything else in there after that experience...
akindheart61-69, F
@PhilDeep yeah it was horrible sitting across from him knowing what we knew.
PhilDeep51-55, M
@akindheart Feels disgustingly psinful just reading it 馃槚

Pretzel61-69, M
Son. There's is a man from the Darwin awards calling...he said he wanted to give you a buzz

(Too soon?)
curiosi61-69, F
Just had to block a know it all teen on here that was rude. This is the latest crop of them not very bright and think they know all!
nedkelly61-69, M
@curiosi Now must be a democrat
This comment is hidden. Show Comment
hunkalove61-69, M
@waleskinder Like you havent done that, wales!
This comment is hidden. Show Comment
cherokeepatti61-69, F
@waleskinder yeah I know but it was funny. And a lesson for the pervs that would stick it anywhere
MrBrownstone46-50, M
It made his dick swell and be bigger
smiler201256-60
@MrBrownstone i am sure there are better ways even if it supposedly makes you blind 馃槅
PhilDeep51-55, M
@smiler2012 Well, there's a lesson to be learned here, I think!
smiler201256-60
@PhilDeep what for him yes it has been a bit of a painful learning curve he will bee hive in future before he does something foolish again
nedkelly61-69, M
Only in America
badminton61-69, MVIP
This story could make one concerned about the state of America's youth. Eating Tide Pods, now this. Boredom drives people to do really stupid things.
This comment is hidden. Show Comment
Funtoy4u61-69, M
Reminds me of the stuck zipper scene in "Something About Mary". LMAO
Peppa31-35, F
馃ゴ I'm surprised there aren't more stories like this tbh.
SW-User
Holy Guacamole is this a real story馃槺馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
SW-User
Oh ..that is funny 馃槀馃槺馃槀
ArtieKatM
What a prick! 馃槀
Pretzel61-69, M
@ArtieKat nooooooooooooo
One way to get 15 minutes
PhilDeep51-55, M
Why? Just... why?!
ScarletWitch26-30, F
馃ぃ馃懣馃ぃ
SW-User
Just a thought for the genius here....
What did he think would be inside a BEEHIVE.
馃え
Pretzel61-69, M
@SW-User but they double dog dared me!
SW-User
@Pretzel He should have double dog dared them to go fuck themselves and went and did something appropriate.
luctoretemergo61-69, M
Every so often....we put things where they shouldn't go....like a guy did it in a whirlpool jet and got stuck....we're curious that way us guys are.....
smiler201256-60
cherokeepatti he wanted to put his penis in his honey what is wrong with that 馃槅
lol, people are so stupid. lol
MrBrownstone46-50, M
Did he cum?
smiler201256-60
@MrBrownstone 馃槪 ha ha ha you make this sound like new sexual fetish not advisable of course 馃槅
summersongF
Damn 馃槀
SW-User
[image deleted]
SW-User
FreestyleArt31-35, M
I bet you he got the rush of his life. feels like he wasn't a Virgin anymore
Darwin Award recipient, right there.
NeloAngelo26-30, M
penetrated 600 times in one day? fecking legend :D
jbon85100+, M
That鈥檚 how you lose your dick
MarineBob56-60, M
Yeah it is
BlondilyOldF
馃槼馃槵馃檮

 
Post Comment