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Pretzel 路 61-69, M
Son. There's is a man from the Darwin awards calling...he said he wanted to give you a buzz
(Too soon?)
(Too soon?)
curiosi 路 61-69, F
Just had to block a know it all teen on here that was rude. This is the latest crop of them not very bright and think they know all!
RemovedUsername634280 路 41-45, F
Can you imagine if he had to be the one that called the ambulance. And the look on his parents faces shammmmmmmmmme
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PhilDeep 路 51-55, M
@akindheart Surgery... wow... I'm hoping he didn't rush to put anything else in there after that experience...
akindheart 路 61-69, F
@PhilDeep yeah it was horrible sitting across from him knowing what we knew.
PhilDeep 路 51-55, M
@akindheart Feels disgustingly psinful just reading it 馃槚
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hunkalove 路 61-69, M
@waleskinder Like you havent done that, wales!
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cherokeepatti 路 61-69, F
@waleskinder yeah I know but it was funny. And a lesson for the pervs that would stick it anywhere
MrBrownstone 路 46-50, M
It made his dick swell and be bigger
smiler2012 路 56-60
@MrBrownstone i am sure there are better ways even if it supposedly makes you blind 馃槅
PhilDeep 路 51-55, M
@smiler2012 Well, there's a lesson to be learned here, I think!
smiler2012 路 56-60
@PhilDeep what for him yes it has been a bit of a painful learning curve he will bee hive in future before he does something foolish again
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nedkelly 路 61-69, M
Only in America
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Funtoy4u 路 61-69, M
Reminds me of the stuck zipper scene in "Something About Mary". LMAO
Peppa 路 31-35, F
馃ゴ I'm surprised there aren't more stories like this tbh.
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Holy Guacamole is this a real story馃槺馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
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Oh ..that is funny 馃槀馃槺馃槀
ArtieKat 路 M
What a prick! 馃槀
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout 路 41-45, MVIP
One way to get 15 minutes
PhilDeep 路 51-55, M
Why? Just... why?!
ScarletWitch 路 26-30, F
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SW-User
Just a thought for the genius here....
What did he think would be inside a BEEHIVE.
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What did he think would be inside a BEEHIVE.
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Pretzel 路 61-69, M
@SW-User but they double dog dared me!
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@Pretzel He should have double dog dared them to go fuck themselves and went and did something appropriate.
luctoretemergo 路 61-69, M
Every so often....we put things where they shouldn't go....like a guy did it in a whirlpool jet and got stuck....we're curious that way us guys are.....
smiler2012 路 56-60
cherokeepatti he wanted to put his penis in his honey what is wrong with that 馃槅
GoldButterfly 路 F
lol, people are so stupid. lol
MrBrownstone 路 46-50, M
Did he cum?
smiler2012 路 56-60
@MrBrownstone 馃槪 ha ha ha you make this sound like new sexual fetish not advisable of course 馃槅
summersong 路 F
Damn 馃槀
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FreestyleArt 路 31-35, M
I bet you he got the rush of his life. feels like he wasn't a Virgin anymore
Darwin Award recipient, right there.
NeloAngelo 路 26-30, M
penetrated 600 times in one day? fecking legend :D
jbon85 路 100+, M
That鈥檚 how you lose your dick
MarineBob 路 56-60, M
Yeah it is
BlondilyOld 路 F
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