This steak is so chewy that Han Solo is trying to rescue it

what are you!? It's an idiot sandwich!..and he'd slap slices of bread on both of my ears

This crap tastes like a flamingo cooked it

The chicken is over cooked, the rice is plain, sweet potatoes are under cooked, and the presentation looks like shit...get the fuck out of here.

I watch Gordon Ramsay every time he is on. He would say, "This tastes like sh*t!!"

Mistakes I usually make, (just now finding out it is wrong): NOT seasoning my ground beef BEFORE I grill my hamburgers...you are also supposed to season the chicken BEFORE you add a seasoned breaded coating, fry it until the coating is crisp, and THEN finish it in the oven. My grandmother just...fried it...😂

OVER cooking my salmon. Found out last week that if the white stuff bubbles out of the top, it is overcooked. Who knew?

Then he would look at my plating and say, "This is season TEN!!! NOT season TWO!!" 😂

I've had to teach myself almost everything I know about cooking, but some things are simply NOT in the old cookbooks from which I learned. 😢

If he gets too nasty I might have to smack him one ! 😁

That fuckwit wouldn't be allowed in my kitchen until he chilled the hell out.

I'm lost in the kitchen HELP please!!!!!!!!!!!

"Hey,you,get the fuck out_"

In his words. “ it’s fucking delicious, now piss off “

"Do you know what this dish is?! It's fucking [b]RAW[/b]!!!"

🤬 then he'd wipe the blood from his head and go lay down for a nap.

"What's with all the f'ing hot sauce?"

“What the F*** is that?”

Do you want a job

It's RAWWWW!!🤬

It is brillant😑

I like watching him, but I would be far too terrified to cook for him.

Oh gosh hed lose it on me.

Do you call this food? I call this a fast trip to the toilet. 😳🤷🏽‍♀️😅

He'd be like Damn girl teach me something. Idk . I cook well though.

"microwaving is Not cooking, Damnit!"
And I am ok with that.

It's fucking bland. *spits the food and throw the plate*

If he said anything he would get it over his head .I dont care who he is , if I cook something for you at least have the decency to enjoy it , I would never serve you anything I wouldnt eat and not be proud to serve .

He would be pleased unless he made me nervous!! 😂

He'd probably tell me it was crap, and I would reply, "Meh, I have killed anybody yet, good enough!"

Cunt! I bet you couldn't cook that again!

"Some more piss might help the flavor!"

Taste great looks bloody awful

I need his honest opinion. 😓

I love him but he hates me 😕