More food, and no toy.

Anything they put in the box 🙂

Hmm. An unhappy meal would be a child's nightmare meal, wouldn't it? So it would contain overcooked canned spinach, fish with the heads and tails still on, and the fries would be extremely soggy. ☹️

Eating a big mac in your underwear on a friday night with 12 cats as company.

The same stuff that's in a happy meal, but the description is honest.

How about unhealthy food with a broken toy?

Mcliver and onions

Homework..

Are Happy Meals truly happy? Or is it just sugar, sodium, beef with pink slime, french fries full of pesticide and a plastic choking hazard?
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Rotting corpse of a tortured to death animal that shat itself in terror just before it died.

Same cardboard crap that's in happy meal

When they say that their machine is down for shakes and Sundae’s.

the Egg Mcmuffin

... burger king?

Job application to work there.

Fries that smell like poop.

Some actual meat

Cyanide

McDonald’s food?

Salad

No toy

Worms

No toy 😞

Balut.