Why are atheists so angry?

@redredred Do you know of a guy named Rick Wiles? He's a hardcore religious zealot who says genuinely some of the most deranged and delusional shit I've ever heard in my life. He believes that Russian communists have teamed up with Muslims and Neo-Nazis as part of a conspiracy to overthrow the United States, at which point they will outlaw heterosexual marriage and begin a conquest of "gay imperialism", utilizing aircraft carriers to blockade foreign nations until they ban Christianity and force everyone to "convert" to homosexuality.

He got this all from some ridiculous book written by his longtime friend, called "The Pink Swastika" which makes absurd fictitious claims that Adolf Hitler and most of the leadership of the Third Reich was gay or bisexual, and that the real reason they invaded the European continent was because they were fueled by a hatred of the Christian church and a desire to wipe out heterosexual god-fearing men and woman so they could dominate the world and enforce an atheistic LGBT agenda.

@fairefoutre Well obviously. I mean, Rick Wiles has roughly 12 fans in the entire world, and half of them are probably meth heads.

@BlueMetalChick This dude is smoking angel dust laced crack and dropping acid.

@quitwhendone I'm like 99% certain you're absolutely correct. I've gotten absolutely fucking blitzed on some hard ass drugs and even I've never said shit that crazy 😂

@BlueMetalChick Hitler was an amphetamine addict. Amphetamines cause delusions of grandeur. Goering was a morphine addict.

@quitwhendone Hitler being addicted to amphetamines makes absolutely perfect sense. My mother used to rail speed and then talk about how she could fight the entire Saudi military with her bare hands.

It's funny that Hermann Göring would be addicted to morphine because he was always accusing Albert Speer and Heinrich Himmler of being dope heads 😂

And as for Paul Joseph Goebbels, he probably snorted lines of ash from the crematorium. I'm still not convinced that guy wasn't a fucking undead ghoul or something.

@BlueMetalChick Heinrich Himmler looked like a a short, sadistic, meth head. More than any of the other German leadership, he looked the part of a Nazi.

@BlueMetalChick Himmler was just thirsty for dat Adolf dick 👀

@quitwhendone My sister weirdly used to have a tiny oil painting of Himmler. She sold it about two years ago. I have no idea where she got it, or why she kept it.

@CrustyDDingus The same way Hideki Tojo was for Michinomiya Hirohito. But who could blame him, Hirohito was sexy.

@BlueMetalChick I did have a weird fascination with WW2 stuff like that. Probably from playing too much Wolfenstein 3D at age 6 😂

@CrustyDDingus I mostly just know through hearing Chicken Noodle talk about it.

@BlueMetalChick AKA, Content Kraut 😂

@CrustyDDingus I AM SO CALLING HIM THAT OMG

@CrustyDDingus nah, he was 5'4" and had a limp. He was sickly all his life. He had a little Napoleon complex. he was trying desperately to show what a strong, masculine, virile man he was.

@BlueMetalChick You like dat Samurai Emperor dick, eh?

@quitwhendone That almost sounds like Arpeggio in the "Sly Cooper" video games. He never grew up like the other birds, and was incapable of flight due to his arrested physical development, so he took to the work of old masters of the Italian Renaissance and modernized their ideas for fantastic flying machines, then used his mechanical and engineering genius to create enormous vehicles for himself.

@quitwhendone she ain’t a fan of no dick 😂

@CrustyDDingus Dick Tracy maybe.

@BlueMetalChick that’s an illusive comic to find information on.

@BlueMetalChick Who is Chicken Noodle?

@quitwhendone Idubbz body double

@quitwhendone Your pal Mackenzie is dating my longtime friend and former roommate, Lake Mitchell. Lake's best friend is Gabriel Griffin, whose nickname is Chicken Noodle. He's a history enthusiast and war buff with an odd obsession for WWII era Germany in particular. Politically and socially he's a flaming lefty, similar to myself, and rejects all aspects of Nazi philosophy, but he has a strange fixation with that sort of military bureaucracy, rank-and-file, government organization. He's fairly interested in Star Wars too and his favorite faction is the Galactic Empire, for the same reason. He wants to be Grand Admiral Thrawn in real life.