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HijabaDabbaDoo · F
You smell just like your mum
SW-User
HijabaDabbaDoo · F
@SW-User wtf lmaoo. Are we talking a stranger? If so, how did you react😆
SW-User
@HijabaDabbaDoo Club.....loud music...alcohol.... yeah, I got pulled away.
boklenholley7 · F
Your sheets smell just like you.
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
Do you have any toilet paper?
SweetMae · 70-79, F
Where do I hide the body?
SW-User
Your liver looks tasty
CheshireCatalyst · 36-40, M
So lickable
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1petitegreeneyes · 56-60, F
@CheshireCatalyst That would be creepy
CheshireCatalyst · 36-40, M
@SW-User *puts my eyeball on your eyeball*
SW-User
@CheshireCatalyst kinky
SW-User
I am out of hand sanitizer
Longpatrol · 31-35, M
How much for your kid?
Moosepantspatty · 31-35, M
Your hands would look great holding my melons 😮
Moosepantspatty · 31-35, M
@1petitegreeneyes I do! Keep in mind, I'm not saying aroused or attracted, I just think everyone is naturally inclined to be curious, given historical fixation on them as a symbol of virility.
1petitegreeneyes · 56-60, F
@Moosepantspatty As the saying goes, everyone has their own perception...
Moosepantspatty · 31-35, M
@1petitegreeneyes very true, that's where the almost universal caveat comes in 😌 I do hope, for the sake of less cursed men everywhere, that I am at least partially correct.
in10RjFox · M
Pretending to be on the phone .. Don't worry darling.. I will be there in 5 minutes.. Your husband just passed by me.
Laughoften · M
Is that a banana in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
1petitegreeneyes · 56-60, F
@Laughoften shaking head.. LOL
I'm just admiring the shape of your skull
Thatsright · 61-69, M
What do we need from the store besides eggs?
Mamapolo2016 · F
Achoo. My allergies and I are self-isolating.
goliathtree · 56-60, M
pull my finger.
Success · 26-30, F
Allah Akbar!
[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kU0XCVey_U]
Synyster · 51-55, M
Lilnonames · F
Stop look at them and yell MOM
1petitegreeneyes · 56-60, F
@Lilnonames LOL