Who would like to tell me a joke?

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I asked the bus driver "Does this bus stop at the river?"
The driver replied "Gonna be one hell of a splash if it don't."

A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why do you want to talk to me?" she asked puzzled. "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."

Why is there a k in dark and not a C?


.... becuz you cant c in the dark 🤗

What game mode do cows play in Fortnite?
Cattle Royale!

This meme that someone made for me makes me laugh every time i see it.

When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar ._.