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Why have my balls not been decked with holly yet?

awhitedot
46-50, M
45 replies 84 views Dec 24, 2019
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BettyBeez
You didn’t manscape
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awhitedot · 46-50, M
@BettyBeez smelled like bacon for a while there for sure.
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BettyBeez
@awhitedot didn’t hear you complaining
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awhitedot · 46-50, M
@BettyBeez praying to Jesus was as close as I could get.
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SW-User
Because you took all that time corn rowing your booty hairs, so she fell asleep yo!
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awhitedot · 46-50, M
@SW-User good point. I should pay less attention to the junk in my trunk.
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lovelywarpedlemon
Deck your own balls mister
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awhitedot · 46-50, M
@lovelywarpedlemon come on. Where is your holiday spirit?
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FR0Z3NY0GURT · F
You gotta have them balls first, mister.
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awhitedot · 46-50, M
@FR0Z3NY0GURT big balls are difficult to wash. Sorry!
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FR0Z3NY0GURT · F
@awhitedot they must be difficult to carry!
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awhitedot · 46-50, M
@FR0Z3NY0GURT my jock strap gets strained for sure.
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approachingmyexpirationdate · 61-69, M
*grabs a staple gun*
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awhitedot · 46-50, M
@approachingmyexpirationdate I said decked, not decimated!
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SW-User
Hahahahaha
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BobbieT · M
Ask Holly.
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Somebunny21
You have to have balls first
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MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
They don’t drop till New Years
+ 0 · Reply · Translate · Nov 1, 2020
SirenCalledLuce · F
Maybe you’ve been a bad boy
+ 0 · Reply · Translate · Nov 1, 2020
goliathtree · 56-60, M
all I have is tinsel.
+ 0 · Reply · Translate · Dec 25, 2019
 
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