Why have my balls not been decked with holly yet?

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You gotta have them balls first, mister.

@approachingmyexpirationdate oh, sorry! Didnt know it were your balls I'm stealing

awhitedot · 46-50, M

@FR0Z3NY0GURT look closer. They are there!!

@awhitedot *looks closer* *smells something bad* What's that smell???

awhitedot · 46-50, M

@FR0Z3NY0GURT big balls are difficult to wash. Sorry!

@awhitedot they must be difficult to carry!

awhitedot · 46-50, M

@FR0Z3NY0GURT my jock strap gets strained for sure.