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Why have my balls not been decked with holly yet?

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You didn’t manscape

awhitedot · 46-50, M

@BettyBeez the razor burn is a bitch.

@awhitedot lets get you waxed

awhitedot · 46-50, M

@BettyBeez Ok. *leans back and spreads*. Ready!!

@awhitedot oh I’m not doing it. I’ll have Eduardo take care of you

awhitedot · 46-50, M

@BettyBeez Eduardo knows how to take care of me.

@awhitedot hes great. Got him on EBay. It was a steal

awhitedot · 46-50, M

@BettyBeez if only he didn’t take so long between the cheeks.

@awhitedot he’s just very anal

awhitedot · 46-50, M

@BettyBeez he keeps holding my hips and telling me to relax. What’s up with that?

@awhitedot you seem very tense Tis all

awhitedot · 46-50, M

@BettyBeez he has big fingers.

@awhitedot you’ll get used to them

awhitedot · 46-50, M

@BettyBeez he is gentle.

@awhitedot you’ll have to tip him for anything rough

awhitedot · 46-50, M

@BettyBeez 20% for the extra service? I feel like he should be tipping me

@awhitedot 😂😂😂

awhitedot · 46-50, M

@BettyBeez asshole used all the lube too.

@awhitedot we buy it in bulk

awhitedot · 46-50, M

@BettyBeez 5 gallons of pig lard doesn’t count

@awhitedot hey hey! It did the job didn’t it?!

awhitedot · 46-50, M

@BettyBeez smelled like bacon for a while there for sure.

@awhitedot didn’t hear you complaining

awhitedot · 46-50, M

@BettyBeez praying to Jesus was as close as I could get.