Im going to be honest. I never really trust a dude who's a cat person. There's always something off about them in my experience.

@Straylight bbbbbbbbut

@InOtterWords You can't even get them to do anything useful or even shit outside. They just walk all over the counters with poopy paws and toxoplasmosis then act like self-righteous asshole.

Dogs fetch birds , are loyal, defend their group at all costs, and exhibit all our best qualities.

@InOtterWords plus!!!

Just wook at dat face[image deleted]

@MethDozer mine poop outdoors, not even in my garden. And they self clean.

And mine are just so sweet.

And just so you know, I am not hating on dogs, they be cute af too, I just cannot have one.

@InOtterWords 😁

@MethDozer, we trained ours to never get up on counters, using water bottles. Very effective. We won't let ours go outside, so I take care of the kitty litter in the cellar. It's a small price to pay if you enjoy owning one.

@InOtterWords Except yours