@BabyLonia You can't even get them to do anything useful or even shit outside. They just walk all over the counters with poopy paws and toxoplasmosis then act like self-righteous asshole.
Dogs fetch birds , are loyal, defend their group at all costs, and exhibit all our best qualities.
@MethDozer, we trained ours to never get up on counters, using water bottles. Very effective. We won't let ours go outside, so I take care of the kitty litter in the cellar. It's a small price to pay if you enjoy owning one.