What makes you think that you are the most qualified candidate for this job?

@luvnsunshine Y-y-yes. Yes i-it is. 😅

@BlueVeins ok next question. In this job you are expected to eat lots of cupcakes. How many do you think you can fit in your mouth at once?

@luvnsunshine As many as you'd like, but I assumed you would @stopforcefeedingmecakes shortly after onboarding.

@luvnsunshine I can do that

@SW-User every time baby

@HoraceGreenley hahahha nope!!

@luvnsunshine indeed, i am highly paid 😉

@SW-User write down a number on this sheet of paper and I'll pay it!

@luvnsunshine pay what?

@canusernamebemyusername is... is this just a cup filled with hot water from the sink?

@luvnsunshine Coffee:3

@canusernamebemyusername you've got guts. You're hired.

@LittleBlueAngelBoy I'm intrigued. Report tomorrow for drug test

@raysam363 next is the psychological test. What's the first thing to come to mind when I say the word
Pool

@HannahSky you're hired!

@luvnsunshine Excellent 😎

@SW-User you're on fire sir. Means you're a go getter. I like that