What makes you think that you are the most qualified candidate for this job?

@HoraceGreenley personal assistant, you're job responsibilities include bringing me pizza, searching for funny memes on the internet, tasting new drinks at the bar for me and telling me if I'd like them, and sorting out my candy by color

@HoraceGreenley always????

@luvnsunshine I can do that

@SW-User every time baby

@HoraceGreenley hahahha nope!!