What makes you think that you are the most qualified candidate for this job?

@BlueVeins i have a question about your education. Is the school of hard knocks an accredited organization?

@luvnsunshine Y-y-yes. Yes i-it is. 😅

@BlueVeins ok next question. In this job you are expected to eat lots of cupcakes. How many do you think you can fit in your mouth at once?

@luvnsunshine As many as you'd like, but I assumed you would @stopforcefeedingmecakes shortly after onboarding.