Why does this guy keep asking me if I think I’m the center of the universe? The answer will always be YES!

You can’t scientifically prove that I’m not the actual center of the universe 😋

Since you the only one that matters, tell me who do I run to...

Well, science tells us we 'are of the stars', and since we go round thinking the sun shines out our asses... I'd say that's pretty close!

Whether or not I welcome someone into my universe is a different matter entirely.

😏

If he sat on my shoulders he’d be pretty close 😇

Darn tooting!