How would you conquer the earth?

I would start by inventing terraforming. Take a spaceship to the moon and build a super advanced base there. Then invite only gay men to live in my country. Eventually come back down to earth and murder all of the straight people. Beginning with major religious cities and countries like Malta.

With squirrels a whole lot of squirrels

I wouldn't want most parts of it anyways.

The earth is impossible to conquer. The people are easy. Tell then their neighbour who looks different is their enemy and keep telling them that. It works every time.

Who in their right mind would even consider conquering this shithole of a planet its infected with humans and general scum.

Even though many love him, give over poetry and lyrics from Leonard Cohen. ;-) They will get sad

Divide the people. Lol ooops been beaten to it though centuries ago

By being in love you would be amazed how powerful love can be

[c=#359E00]poisoning all the water source[/c]

With hip hop

Could I have that planet with from Avatar instead?