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Miklee02 · 51-55, F
A deer ran into the side of my car once ..... grrrrrrr
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cd4259 · 61-69, M
Which is why Bulldogs have pushed in faces, from chasing parked cars!!
UncleJlovesbrazil · 61-69, M
@cd4259 good one!😄🤓
fionawill · F
Why would you do this. My car has hit a kangaroo but neither were damaged. Can't figure out why you would throw an animal at your car unless it was a toy fluffy one or a rubber duck.
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
@fionawill the image is just too damn hilarious 😂
anythingoes477 · M
@AbbySvenz Have you ever hit an animal with another animal?
AbbySvenz · F
There’s a joke here about roosters and cats, I just know it....🤔@anythingoes477
GerOttman · 61-69, M
I've done it the other way around a few times.
Storyteller4u2 · 61-69, M
This reminds me of telling my kids when they misbehaved to run themselves into my hand. It was always laughs and daughter would actually do it but the message was understood and behavior always improved.
Personally I did my best not to but a deer insisted in continuing to cross a highway as I nearly went all the way off onto the unpaved embankment and left a small red streak from its nose on the rear door just below the windowline in the paint. I never did get that mark out of the paint. Deer whistles went on the vehicle as soon as I could get them and the same pair of whistles have been on each subsequent vehicle for almost 4 decades now without a single other animal ever catching my vehicle.
Personally I did my best not to but a deer insisted in continuing to cross a highway as I nearly went all the way off onto the unpaved embankment and left a small red streak from its nose on the rear door just below the windowline in the paint. I never did get that mark out of the paint. Deer whistles went on the vehicle as soon as I could get them and the same pair of whistles have been on each subsequent vehicle for almost 4 decades now without a single other animal ever catching my vehicle.
bowman81 · M
Um, yeah, I forced a deer to jump in front of the truck I was driving at 65 mph...that is the truck at 65, I let the deer determine how fast it jumped.
rfhh1959 · 61-69, M
Unfortunately yes and my car took 30-days to be repaired, the animal did not fare as well.
froggtongue · M
Like you were throwing a squirrel across the lawn and it hit your car? Or riding a deer and it went straight to your tires? Can't say that I have.
tamguy · M
A stray dog.
Lucky that I was driving slow and he survived the accident with just a broken leg saving me a lifetime of guilt.
Lucky that I was driving slow and he survived the accident with just a broken leg saving me a lifetime of guilt.
TH3S10GUY1 · M
Do you mean hit an animal with my car ?
I hit a deer once while driving a semi.
Ive never hit my car with any animal....
I have hit my car with a hammer ( probably more than once ).
I hit a deer once while driving a semi.
Ive never hit my car with any animal....
I have hit my car with a hammer ( probably more than once ).
in10RjFox · M
@TH3S10GUY1 think she may have jumped on her car to caress it ..
akindheart · 61-69, F
yes i have and i made me sick with grief. a little dog in the middle of a dangerous road
in10RjFox · M
Yes.. while driving in the night, I suddenly saw a herd of cows.. and assuming that they were walking on the side I turned to search for the road .. and later realised that they were right in the middle.. and without a choice crashed into one and it just sat on my car's bonnet.. pachaaak.. and ran.. and made my right headlight beam 1'0 clock
Osogris · 56-60, M
Ocelot…sadly.
Jungle road in Panama.
Jungle road in Panama.

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Never fortunately
wuiop2 · 41-45
No, but someone I know recently acquired a 1980s Chevy truck. All of the dents are from cows brushing up against it.
Cows don't care. Neither should you, because cows are the size of compact cars. ;)
Cows don't care. Neither should you, because cows are the size of compact cars. ;)
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Sadly..yes.
Itsmrsockmonkey · M
I've had a deer run into the side of my truck

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Nope
Starcrossed · 41-45, F
A goose, two deer, some small birds, and a dove.
And one of my exs after I expressed remorse over a dead cat in the road turned around and drove over it. He thought he was being funny. I was truly horrified and never saw him the same.
And one of my exs after I expressed remorse over a dead cat in the road turned around and drove over it. He thought he was being funny. I was truly horrified and never saw him the same.
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
@Starcrossed that's twisted
Leftyss · 56-60, M
Yup. Felt bad

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Yes a frog ran into me once 😊. Lol
Neoerectus · M
When young in MT, I had a cow hit and bend the bumper on my pickup. I was standing still as cows moved around me on a highway. Open range is real and has unique hazards.
oldercanuck1 · 70-79, M
yes had a skunk jump under my car at 60 mph,, shank for months ,, but never got hit by other car doors at the mall, ,,,lol,
akindheart · 61-69, F
@oldercanuck1 omg...the worse animal ever to hit.
oldercanuck1 · 70-79, M
@akindheart for smell yes but it could have been a moose ,, that is like hitting a tank ,,,,,,,,lol
akindheart · 61-69, F
@oldercanuck1 very true
acpguy · C
Yes, we used to drop cats on cars.
Storyteller4u2 · 61-69, M
Bugs are animals so I guess that is yes though it looked like I was using my car to hit the animal. Fireflies are the coolest bugs squished on the windshield because the goo keeps glowing.
Honestly, I would never hurt any animals by impacting them on my car forcefully.
Honestly, I would never hurt any animals by impacting them on my car forcefully.
An iguana but that's entirely legal, as long as I don't have to hit it twice I'm good
Tugasaki · 61-69, M
Jesus yes, 2 deers at one time, four wild rabbits different times, hit a owl it survived, hit a seagul it survived, about 4 skunks at different times dead.no dogs or cats, clipped a eagle once, and hit two grouse at different times, both dead.thats my history.
Peaches · F
YES! I accidently assassinated him! 🤭 But all kidding aside, I stopped and got out to check on the cat and it had died. The cat had a collar on him with the owners phone number on it. I went home to call since we had no cell phones in the 70's. I felt terrible, the owner of the cat was really nice as I told her where she could find the cat. 😔💙💔😿
UncleJlovesbrazil · 61-69, M
No but I HAVE HEARD of people hitting animals with their cars!
I have never heard of anyone hitting their car with an animal. That must be something to see!😄😂
I have never heard of anyone hitting their car with an animal. That must be something to see!😄😂
IWasCallingYaLarry · 31-35, M
In Soviet Russia, animal runs over car.
JohnnySpot · 56-60, M
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
(Letters in same order backwards)
(Letters in same order backwards)
bhatjc · 46-50, M
Had a deer run across the road late at night. hit the back quarter. Deer kept going.
IndianaJoes · M
I have never hit my car with an animal because I don't think the animal would have liked that.
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@AbbySvenz So what do you think of Lakeith Stanfield & Would You Do Him
likesnatural · 70-79, M
3 deer, 2 dogs, 1 elk
AbbySvenz · F
😵 all at once??@likesnatural
likesnatural · 70-79, M
@AbbySvenz no, lol
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
@AbbySvenz you'd have to be pretty strong to throw all of that at once
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
No I let them jump in
fionawill · F
unless you count cane toads as animals, there a pest and it takes great skill to run them over
Neoerectus · M
Had a cow herd run into my stopped pickup on a hwy in open range. They bent my bumper.
DrWatson · 70-79, M
I have had some close calls with deer, but so far I have never hit one.
Batman · 41-45, M
No but I’ve seen a donkey run into the side of a 113 and knock himself out.
Lonelymanik · 36-40, M
Nope but I have seen such accidents
Neoerectus · M
Once had a cow run into my small truck and bend a bumper ( open range).
yeah.. always sad sad sad.. rabbit.. bird.. etc.. never good. :(
496sbc · 36-40, M
nope have you Abby
GJOFJ3 · 61-69, M
Oh hell no. A bat works much better
anythingoes477 · M
@GJOFJ3 I wasn't counting baby seals.
Poppies · 61-69, F
Have collided with deer twice. I hit a raccoon once. And probably once a chipmunk.
Zonuss · 46-50, M
Yes. I hit a few squirrels in my lifetime. But I never tasted squirrel meat. 🙂
Benjr134 · M
A skunk.
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