When Jehovah's witness is going door to door

I don't think they like my dog. That's a bonus!

Nah, just means he spotted the sniper.

I've talked with one & gave her some interesting observations. Like God doesn't judge you, you reflect on yourself.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah witness with an agnostic?...... A person who knocks at your door, But has no damn idea why they are there 😜

They avoid me totally these days...

Me: are you the 2 hookers I ordered.
Jhw’s: good day sir..

I explain my non religion belief. Jesus is the way...Not man made religions. and then afterwards if they're not interested. bye bye and close the door.

Jehova's Witnesses make great whores.