Why is it that when you clip your big toe nail, it smells like ass under there.... Doesnt do it for any other nails on my body... Only th two big toes
I'm finding it harder and harder to come home and be a parent... I think I've decided that I'm not ready to be a parent anymore...Time to kick this shits to the curb
Due to a scheduling error the rest of this year's Fridays will happen in sequence starting today. Enjoy the next 28 days of Friday!!!
Everyone has that one family member they would rather kill then sit down next to at Thanksgiving dinnerWho is yours?
When you just know the two guys that dress as tools that just walk into a bar are only there to try to pick up girls.You two just look like desperate asshats.
This is a psa announcementDon't drive in people's blind spots. It's easy to miss you. Basically, if your front bumper is in line with their back axle, either speed up and get closer to the front of their car, or back off behind their bumper.
