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If I were your queen (which I am, by the way) what gift would you bring to my court?

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Eric24ejt · 36-40, M Best Comment

A beautiful gold crown filled with rare gems... It would be one of a kind.

SW-User

@Eric24ejt oh my, I like that.

11knaves11 · 41-45, M

*bows* cocaine and midgets

SW-User

@11knaves11 I'll not be sucked into your next amateur pornhub video!! Leave the cocaine and take the midget with you!

11knaves11 · 41-45, M

@SW-User as you wish *whispers damn it she's smart*

MrAboo · 36-40, M

None, I bring the queen of evil nothing! 😠

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Spokeskitties75 · 46-50, M

A 20% off coupon to Golden Corral

SW-User

@Spokeskitties75 eeewwww, buffets. Lol

VioletRayne · 31-35, F

[c=#4C0073]a harsh dose of reality[/c]

SW-User

@VioletRayne hahaha

Fernie · F

Guacamole

SW-User

A. Mirror painted in Her Majesty's image. Painted, so she may'nt see herself withering away from the poison in her wine.

SW-User

@SW-User so, I'll not make you cup bearer, then. Lol

SW-User

@SW-User Didn't say i was, Your Majesty.

Scubaguy027 · 46-50, M

Guards don't bring gifts. We bring safety😉 or Jameson and Blue Bell ice cream

SW-User

@Scubaguy027 oh hell yes.

Scubaguy027 · 46-50, M

@SW-User what kind of ice cream? Maybe mint chocolate?

Well I’m the real Queen so... it seems we have reached an impasse.

Llort

@MsAnnThropy FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Yes! We shall fight!!!! @Llort

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Cannabro · 36-40, M

The cure to most diseases, illness, and viruses... I have it and it cures like 80% of all

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@Cannabro nice!

SimplyTracie · 26-30, F

Whatever you want Your highness. What is it you desire this day?

SW-User

@SimplyTracie CHEESE FRIES

SimplyTracie · 26-30, F

@SW-User Cheesy Fries? Coming right up Your highness.

A gift a true southern can appreciate!

For you my Queen!

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SW-User

Bud Light

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SW-User

@SW-User 😳 lol
I was getting the idea from the bud light commercials with the king and queen

SW-User

@SW-User lol. You have a reprieve then. ;)

SW-User

@SW-User whew!!!!

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP

some spotted dick..

SW-User

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout that shit's disgusting, you're appointed royal toilet scrubber.

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP

@SW-User lol..

Llort

I didn't know we had a queen... I didn't vote for you

Big mac

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@SW-User I like fighting so no fries for you 😋

SW-User

@Nunlover your sword...

@SW-User 😂

5thApprentice · 31-35, M

Donkey with 5 legs.

SW-User

@5thApprentice lol

Lostpoet · M

The gift of happiness

SW-User

@Lostpoet no glass?? You're going to make your queen drink from the bottle???

wackidywack · 22-25

Oranges

SW-User

@wackidywack I heart citrus!! Thanks!!

wackidywack · 22-25

@SW-User Yay I'm glad Your Highness😊

Deadcutie · 18-21, F

Your empire of dirt

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TheJagsman · 26-30, M

A palace coup?

Goralski · 51-55, M

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@Goralski perfection! Lol

Jonjdw · 46-50, M

I have no idea what you like

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@Jonjdw better feel lucky then

BeefySenpie · M

I only accept gifts on my birthday 😋

DDonde · 31-35, M

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