A beautiful gold crown filled with rare gems... It would be one of a kind.

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@Eric24ejt oh my, I like that.
Spokeskitties75 · 46-50, M
A 20% off coupon to Golden Corral

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@Spokeskitties75 eeewwww, buffets. Lol
VioletRayne · 36-40, F
a harsh dose of reality

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@VioletRayne hahaha
Fernie · F
Guacamole
Scubaguy027 · 46-50, M
Guards don't bring gifts. We bring safety😉 or Jameson and Blue Bell ice cream

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@Scubaguy027 oh hell yes.
Scubaguy027 · 46-50, M
@SW-User what kind of ice cream? Maybe mint chocolate?
Well I’m the real Queen so... it seems we have reached an impasse.
Cannabro · 36-40, M
The cure to most diseases, illness, and viruses... I have it and it cures like 80% of all

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@Cannabro nice!

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A. Mirror painted in Her Majesty's image. Painted, so she may'nt see herself withering away from the poison in her wine.

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@SW-User so, I'll not make you cup bearer, then. Lol

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@SW-User Didn't say i was, Your Majesty.
SimplyTracie · 26-30, F
Whatever you want Your highness. What is it you desire this day?

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@SimplyTracie CHEESE FRIES
SimplyTracie · 26-30, F
@SW-User Cheesy Fries? Coming right up Your highness.

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Bud Light
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@SW-User 😳 lol
I was getting the idea from the bud light commercials with the king and queen
I was getting the idea from the bud light commercials with the king and queen

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@SW-User lol. You have a reprieve then. ;)

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@SW-User whew!!!!
MrAboo · 36-40, M
None, I bring the queen of evil nothing! 😠

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@MrAboo lol
A gift a true southern can appreciate!
For you my Queen!
For you my Queen!
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Big mac
@SW-User I like fighting so no fries for you 😋

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@SW-User 😂
Lostpoet · M


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@Lostpoet no glass?? You're going to make your queen drink from the bottle???
wackidywack · 26-30
Oranges

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@wackidywack I heart citrus!! Thanks!!
wackidywack · 26-30
@SW-User Yay I'm glad Your Highness😊
Goralski · 56-60, M
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@Goralski perfection! Lol
TheJagsman · 31-35, M
A palace coup?
BeefySenpie · M
I only accept gifts on my birthday 😋
Jonjdw · 51-55, M
I have no idea what you like

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@Jonjdw better feel lucky then
I didn't know we had a queen... I didn't vote for you
11knaves11 · 46-50, M
*bows* cocaine and midgets

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@11knaves11 I'll not be sucked into your next amateur pornhub video!! Leave the cocaine and take the midget with you!
11knaves11 · 46-50, M
@SW-User as you wish *whispers damn it she's smart*
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5thApprentice · 31-35, M
Donkey with 5 legs.

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@5thApprentice lol
DDonde · 31-35, M
Cookies
Deadcutie · 18-21, F
Your empire of dirt
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
some spotted dick..

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@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout that shit's disgusting, you're appointed royal toilet scrubber.
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
@SW-User lol..