Have you ever enjoyed being in a check out line?

Or they're on a cell phone, or dealing with a kid - and a kid that's screaming for something in the checkout lane. (I had one behind me like that. Her father told her, "No, honey" when she was crinkling whatever she had in a bag that was unopened. I had just gotten my order on the counter when I heard the bag rip open and whatever it was spilled all over the floor. And her parent only said, "Well, what did I TELL you?")