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Straylight · 31-35, F
@SW-User "More tea, Mr. Mail man?" You ask, pouring an imaginary cup and placing it in front of the statue.
"Mrs. Nesbit, how are your tulips coming in?" You ask another. You nod enthusiastically, as though the granite were answering. Then sigh and toss the teapot aside. This is very unfulfilling. You walk down the garden, taking your hat off the outstretched hand of yet another statue. What you wouldn't give for some company.
The doorbell rings. "Pizza!" They call from the front door. Maybe they'll stay and have a slice with you! You rush to the front door excitedly and swing the door open.
"I have a medium peperoni and... ahhh!" He cries in shock. Oh no, you forgot the reflective sunglasses again! The snakes that make up your hair rise and hiss as the delivery man turns to stone. You sigh in disappointment as you drag him to the garden. Of well, another statue.
"Mrs. Nesbit, how are your tulips coming in?" You ask another. You nod enthusiastically, as though the granite were answering. Then sigh and toss the teapot aside. This is very unfulfilling. You walk down the garden, taking your hat off the outstretched hand of yet another statue. What you wouldn't give for some company.
The doorbell rings. "Pizza!" They call from the front door. Maybe they'll stay and have a slice with you! You rush to the front door excitedly and swing the door open.
"I have a medium peperoni and... ahhh!" He cries in shock. Oh no, you forgot the reflective sunglasses again! The snakes that make up your hair rise and hiss as the delivery man turns to stone. You sigh in disappointment as you drag him to the garden. Of well, another statue.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@Straylight This made my day.

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@Straylight omg that’s so cool. Last night I had a dream about an Alice in wonderland theme