Trump Furious That Woodward’s Book Is Written at Seventh-Grade Reading Level

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump obtained an advance copy of Bob Woodward’s new book Monday evening and was “furious” to discover that Woodward had written it at a seventh-grade reading level, a White House aide has confirmed.

The aide, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said that Trump was convinced that Woodward wrote the book for seventh-grade readers to make its assertions impossible for Trump to refute.

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SimplyTracie · 26-30, F

Does Trump even read?

He should know that Ernest Hemingway wrote novels at a fifth grade reading level. For example, The Old Man And The Sea was written at a fifth grade ready level. It a good book. He should read it.