Crazy ass bitch who’s addicted to Pepsi

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DO NOT TALK TO HER BEFORE SHE HAS HAD HER COFFEE! HIGHLY REACTIVE AND CAN RESULT IN LOSS OF LIMBS, BLINDNESS, SEVERE CONSTIPATION WITH A STICK, LOSS OF GENITALS, AND DEATH![/big][/i][/b]

slippery when wet :?

One of these things.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/NFPA_704

Objects in mirror may not be as intelligent as they appear

Risk of Explosive Giggles At Inappropriate Times

Warning: May latch onto you when you get close.

Warning: Will bore you to death.

None, what you see is what you get.

Certified safe and organic.

Beware: Grumpy, young man ahead.

Donotfollowme

Warning: do not wake

Not machine washable

Messy and used😂

Some restrictions apply. Void where prohibited.

Trust issues