What warning label do you come attached with?

SolarOrphan · 31-35, F

Crazy ass bitch who’s addicted to Pepsi

AcidBurn

BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F

One of these things.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/NFPA_704

SW-User

slippery when wet :?

GJOFJ3 · 61-69, M

Certified safe and organic.

JimboSaturn · 56-60, M

None, what you see is what you get.

lovelywarpedlemon

Risk of Explosive Giggles At Inappropriate Times

Effloresce · 26-30, F

Not machine washable

Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

Objects in mirror may not be as intelligent as they appear

SW-User

Donotfollowme

ButterRobot · 51-55, M

Warning: do not wake

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

Some restrictions apply. Void where prohibited.

SW-User

Warning: May latch onto you when you get close.

SW-User

Messy and used😂

XReaganX · 26-30, F

WARNING!

DO NOT TALK TO HER BEFORE SHE HAS HAD HER COFFEE! HIGHLY REACTIVE AND CAN RESULT IN LOSS OF LIMBS, BLINDNESS, SEVERE CONSTIPATION WITH A STICK, LOSS OF GENITALS, AND DEATH!

SW-User

Trust issues

SW-User

Beware: Grumpy, young man ahead.

Myzery · 41-45, F

Warning: Will bore you to death.