If you where going to be stuck on a dessert island and you can only bring five things.

You and the very nice boobs is one.....

A mirror. A fire starter like flint. A tent. A water maker-for filtering water. A machete or another large knife.

Four women, and a bunker stockpiled with enough supplies to last 200 years.

I'd bring you I mean I gotta have someone to bellow orders at.

some sort of universal magic phone so I can call in the rescue people when I've had enough of it.

Matches.

Nice blankets.

some tasty meats to fry!

Please, please, if I go on a cruise and the ship sinks and I have to float for days on a rubber raft....PLEASE let me land on a dessert island!

Hmmmm, I'd bring a very small but luxurious 5 star hotel, a huge Cabin cruiser, an inexhaustible supply of the best food n drink that money could buy, a Michelin starred chef (female) and a stunning female companion who loves wearing nothing apart from her extensive collection of beautiful lingerie and French Maid uniforms.....
Not too much to ask, is it? 🤔

A box of fishing tackle. Fishing rod. Knife. Tent. Flint.

a knife
a rope
a magnifying glass
a huge cloth
binoculars

Stuck permanently? Wow!

A firestarter wouldn't be enough.
Just a knife wouldn't be enough.
Water purifier would not be enough.
Standard survival kit would not be enough.


Nope nothing less than a full survival engineering team!

A complete fishing rod, flint/matches, large knife, water-filter, massive roll of string

A machete
A pot to boil water
A tarp
Fishing equipment

And real hot woman

Sophia the robot, ps4, a tank, a flamethrower and yo mama

The first two would be your spectacular boobs....pm me, please..

food, drink, cWifi, sunscreen and condoms

Shovel, axe, knife, plastic tarp, and rope.

A boat, a motor,
Fuel, navigator, water