What's the best way to wake up?

with a shower and a toke.

With pussy lips rubbing on my face

Not having to at all.

With your eyes open.
In the arms of the one you love.
With poetry upon your lips (I love that way).
With the sun shining upon your face.
Outside when one is camping. Sun. Wind. Moon. Stars.
Knowing you are alive and all things are possible.

cuddles

Next to your significant other and as mentioned, with cuddles.

Not having to go to work and not having to stress out about life.

Without a worry or a care. Doesn't happen that often though.

When I darn well feel like it and not a moment before. 😑

Call from the lotto office

With Folger's in your cup.

☕🥓🍳

alarm clock by the time by 6:00am
make sure your alarm clock is very loud

With this as your alarm played at max volume
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If i throw cold water on you

To wake up inside

Naked

A red bull and the sun beaming through the windows.