I'm being held hostage by my cat, send help! and maybe some food.

She's lying on me whilst in bed. I'm here for the day.

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Scribbles · 36-40, F

Stay Calm and don't think about needing the loo\bathroom either.
If appeasing her with lots of head-scritchies doesn't work, we'll send the Cat Negotiator over. ;)

electropura · 31-35, M

@Scribbles Oh, aha. I got free in the end. She got distracted by a loud noise outside, that was the moment. ;)