I'm being held hostage by my cat, send help! and maybe some food.

She's lying on me whilst in bed. I'm here for the day.

Scribbles · 36-40, F

Stay Calm and don't think about needing the loo\bathroom either.
If appeasing her with lots of head-scritchies doesn't work, we'll send the Cat Negotiator over. ;)

electropura · 31-35, M

@Scribbles Oh, aha. I got free in the end. She got distracted by a loud noise outside, that was the moment. ;)

whateverhappens · 26-30, F

wish my cat loved me that much well she does...but shes too pompous

electropura · 31-35, M

@whateverhappens Oh, mine is most of the time, but in the afternoon, she insists on sleeping on my bed, and it's not going to stop her regardless of my presence.