Excuse me, is this seat taken?

Yep! Guess you'll have to sit on my lap. 🕺

Nope, but I’m gonna need it back pretty soon. I had fried food for dinner last night.

No, you can sit there if you like. I'm just waiting for my gf to turn up. I have a gf you know. A real one. She's not imaginary. She'll be here any moment. Honest 👀

No, so am I. 🥲

The one I’m sitting in?

kinda wanted to keep it as a foot rest

No, go ahead and take it. *gets up and leaves*

Please sit down

I hear it’s having an affair with the table

Its yours if you can play your cards right 😋

Catch me up!

I asked the seat earlier if it was taken & it said it's in a very loving relationship. Made me feel bad for asking because I swear I wasn't tryna hit on it 🤷 I was just tryna sit on it

No! I was waiting for JohnnyO to time travel back to me but you can have it until he arrives.

*Looks at the seat next to me by the window*

Ma’am if it is I will fight whoever has it.

Please, come and join me
I promise to make you giggle with silliness

If you're willing to share that popcorn, we have a deal.🍿 🥤

It's o.k., take it! I just had a bath so don't worry!😅

Course you can sit next to me sweetheart 😘

I don’t see a seat. So, yes, I do think someone took it.

My wife is sitting there

Of course not. Help yourself

Nah... sit your bootay right on down 😌

It's your seat now 👀

No, I'll schooch over!

Why no it's not please let me adjust myself a little bit in the chair here and make a little softer cushion for you to sit down on please enjoy your seat

. There you go, brand new and clean as a whistle 😛

as long as i have a face , you have a seat to sit on

It is now 😍

pardon me...[media=https://youtu.be/_Nh-NsqBsGE]

yes I'm expecting my imaginary friend any minute now. he's so much COOLER than your millions of friends

Damn fine line 😏😌🤭

Yes. My Feet are on it.

👀😅

Why no kind lady sit next to me.. a real human

Nope! Have a seat. 🙂