Are you a work of art? Because I can't stop staring at you.

Some would say yes that i am!

Of course I am

Please Stop....!

That is correct I am a masterpiece better than Gogan or DaVinci

Well if the frame fits

No I'm the painting the artist started but gave up on because there isn't any hope for it

Well duh you better recognize

I'm like a jackson pollock painting

More like a traffic accident.