I’ve just seen Coyote Ugly for the first time, that would be a shit place to go for a drink.

I used to go to a pub in Jakarta where a girl walked on the bar singing stuff like Zombie by the Cranberries. She wore a bodysuit with a zip that went all the way into her nethers so she was known in my circle as the zippy woman. That's as Coyote Ugly as I've got.

Right. Get ya stanky boots off the top I’m drinking from..
freaking toe warts

It is actuslly a pretty popular bar. Prople who frequent it drink and dance and sing. Sticky is not an issue. The songs were great. Piper Perabo did fine.

I agree, more show than anything else. In fact I would rather meet friends at a neighborhood bar or better yet…….

do you just go for a Bloody Mary?

There was one in San Antonio. It was OK. Nothing special. Hey, they actually had Coyote Ugly bars.