Have you considered..

Or how many babies have slobbered on those seats and licked them?

I hadn't. Damn you.

Now [b]there's[/b] a thought! 😂

No, but the seats are usually cleaned, and you have clothing to protect you. What is really toxic sludge are airplane blankets and pillows that are re-used dozens of times between cleaning. Okay if you are on the first flight out, and it's in a sealed package, but suspect after that.

Way more after I've sat in those seats. Damn planes make me gassy lmao

My farts have passed upon higher shoulders