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EXPAT - You have lived too long in Thailand if ...
- You consider it normal to drink a beer at nine in the morning.
- You look in all directions before crossing a one-way street.
- You put salt and pepper on your fruits.
- You wear a T-shirt and shorts every day.
- You wake up in the morning knowing you have nowhere to go and all day to get there.
- You do your shopping at 7/Eleven before dinner.
- You don't know what day of the week it is.
- You think a Honda Civic is a luxury car.
- You have a ladyboy friend.
- You consider it normal to offer gold jewelery when flirting.
- You have a Thai nickname.
- You put ice cubes in your wine.
- You sometimes drive barefoot.
- You think a calendar is more useful than a watch.
- You realize that all your problems come from Thai women or recalcitrant ATMs.
- All your t-shirts bear a brand of beer.
- You think Sangsom and Mekong whiskeys are quite drinkable.
- You can drive a motorcycle with 10 shopping bags hanging from the handlebars, and a pizza on top.
- You know where to buy alcohol when it is prohibited.
- You are able to convert everything into euros instantly in your head.
- You wonder how one can find models from France sexy.
- You are not surprised to have a civil servant neighbor who earns 400 euros per month, and who drives a Mercedes.
- You think Pizza Company restaurants are fancy hangouts and serve good food.
- You're starting to hate farangs.
- You have a roll of PQ on your table, but not in your toilet.
- You sometimes go to 7/Eleven in pajamas.
- Taxi drivers understand you.
- You prefer to eat on the floor.
- You think a 500 baht note is a lot of money.
- Your Thai girlfriend speaks better English than you.
- You are very proud to belong to the police volunteers.
- You can sleep 16 hours a day for several months in a row.
- A week in France seems endless and ruinous.
- All your friends live and die in Thailand.
- You consider it normal to drink a beer at nine in the morning.
- You look in all directions before crossing a one-way street.
- You put salt and pepper on your fruits.
- You wear a T-shirt and shorts every day.
- You wake up in the morning knowing you have nowhere to go and all day to get there.
- You do your shopping at 7/Eleven before dinner.
- You don't know what day of the week it is.
- You think a Honda Civic is a luxury car.
- You have a ladyboy friend.
- You consider it normal to offer gold jewelery when flirting.
- You have a Thai nickname.
- You put ice cubes in your wine.
- You sometimes drive barefoot.
- You think a calendar is more useful than a watch.
- You realize that all your problems come from Thai women or recalcitrant ATMs.
- All your t-shirts bear a brand of beer.
- You think Sangsom and Mekong whiskeys are quite drinkable.
- You can drive a motorcycle with 10 shopping bags hanging from the handlebars, and a pizza on top.
- You know where to buy alcohol when it is prohibited.
- You are able to convert everything into euros instantly in your head.
- You wonder how one can find models from France sexy.
- You are not surprised to have a civil servant neighbor who earns 400 euros per month, and who drives a Mercedes.
- You think Pizza Company restaurants are fancy hangouts and serve good food.
- You're starting to hate farangs.
- You have a roll of PQ on your table, but not in your toilet.
- You sometimes go to 7/Eleven in pajamas.
- Taxi drivers understand you.
- You prefer to eat on the floor.
- You think a 500 baht note is a lot of money.
- Your Thai girlfriend speaks better English than you.
- You are very proud to belong to the police volunteers.
- You can sleep 16 hours a day for several months in a row.
- A week in France seems endless and ruinous.
- All your friends live and die in Thailand.
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Reasons???