I'll put on a pot of coffee

Me and my wife will have a talk with you. We will not turn anyone away that needs help.

We will get the spare room ready, help you find a more permanent place and help you get back on your feet.

I been in them shoes before and someone helped me.

Call the popo

Pretend I’m the cleaner 🤣

She’s not in….

Take the suitcase from you (I love female clothes) and send you on your way . Say bye and close the door in your face.

DA STREET IS THATAWAY 👉

FFS. On the couch for me I guess.

You mean before or after I said “Who the $&@! are you?”

Are you the weed lady?

Cum On in

I would say welcome would you like some tea or water or coffee, ?here let me show you the extra room we have. PS I hope you like cats And don’t mind eating vegetarian. The first one is absolutely the second one not so much I eat meat downstairs often
Do you Require medical attention, music? Tasty Snax!
Feel free to leave a wake up call

In three days I may ask you to wash dishes

As a complete stranger or someone I know? The world is not what it used to be. If it were...I would just invite you in.

Well you would be in luck, because we have an extra bedroom that we don't use 😁.

Open the door, invite you on, take your luggage to the extra room, put out some towels, then break out a bottle of wine and ask you how you are and whats up. Also ask you if youre hungry, and warn you my two fur overlords will probably make you their staff also.

Also, there is a good chance the hottub will be used that same night. Don't bring your swimsuit ether!

Knock knock

Time to whip up some homemade chili! Do you have any preference for spices?

There's a risk I might stab you with a knife only because I suddenly hear real loud slams and unidentified steps at a unusual time when no one else of my visitors come and so when I open the door I stick out my knife

You come here on your own risk.

Take the suitcase of food then close the door of course 😌

We have spare rooms and if you are a nice person, clean, like to cook, do not smoke indoors, like my cooking and don't mind that my wife and I sit out on our secluded patio nude often in nice weather to relax; then you are welcome to stay. Oh yeah; and wash your own clothes so I don't get blamed for shrinking them.

I would say, who are you? Why are you at my house.

I'll probably ask why are you here ? How did you find me ?
And also why me ?

And depending on your answer I'll either call the cops on you or send you off with some money to stay in a hotel for a few days or let you in.

Pack mine, because my wife would kick me out.

Hmm...if I looked through the peep hole but [i]didn't [/i]see your avatar? 🤔

So long as there were a fair resemblence, and of course the blond hair....I guess you could crash on the couch for a while.

I've got two spare bedrooms and some homemade soup, make yourself at home.

Well. Can you be my sister? 😈

Take your to your room to freshen up and offer you a beverage of your liking

What brand is the Suitcase?

Show you around my humbletastic abode, and tell you not to go into the gun closet. Its where i keep and do gun stuff

I'd let you in and you could sleep in a spare bedroom.

I would ask you how long you are staying 😛

first thing I would do ,ask of you male or female ,then check my Ebay account , ,how much I paid for you,,

Say come on in and grab a seat

Did you bring beer??? If not, hop in, we'll go get some! Hope you like dogs!!

probaly look up at you and ask who you are

I don’t know lol peak out the window

What is the status of your ring finger?

I guess you can stay on the porch.. if you are short enough

Ask why you brought a suitcase. We are always naked in my home

Without having met you in any way? Hmmmm, I'd ask you if you need help and go from there.

Post it on the ring doorbell cam site like everyone else does I suppose.

Put my arm in a sling and pretend I need help moving my couch