I'll put on a pot of coffee

Me and my wife will have a talk with you. We will not turn anyone away that needs help.

We will get the spare room ready, help you find a more permanent place and help you get back on your feet.

I been in them shoes before and someone helped me.

Take Your Suitcase and Show You to Your Bedroom ....

Call the popo

Pretend I’m the cleaner 🤣

She’s not in….

DA STREET IS THATAWAY 👉

FFS. On the couch for me I guess.

Well you would be in luck, because we have an extra bedroom that we don't use 😁.

As a complete stranger or someone I know? The world is not what it used to be. If it were...I would just invite you in.

Time to whip up some homemade chili! Do you have any preference for spices?

Take the suitcase of food then close the door of course 😌

Knock knock

I would say welcome would you like some tea or water or coffee, ?here let me show you the extra room we have. PS I hope you like cats And don’t mind eating vegetarian. The first one is absolutely the second one not so much I eat meat downstairs often
Do you Require medical attention, music? Tasty Snax!
Feel free to leave a wake up call

In three days I may ask you to wash dishes

Open the door, invite you on, take your luggage to the extra room, put out some towels, then break out a bottle of wine and ask you how you are and whats up. Also ask you if youre hungry, and warn you my two fur overlords will probably make you their staff also.

Also, there is a good chance the hottub will be used that same night. Don't bring your swimsuit ether!

I would say, who are you? Why are you at my house.

We have spare rooms and if you are a nice person, clean, like to cook, do not smoke indoors, like my cooking and don't mind that my wife and I sit out on our secluded patio nude often in nice weather to relax; then you are welcome to stay. Oh yeah; and wash your own clothes so I don't get blamed for shrinking them.

I'll probably ask why are you here ? How did you find me ?
And also why me ?

And depending on your answer I'll either call the cops on you or send you off with some money to stay in a hotel for a few days or let you in.

What brand is the Suitcase?

Well. Can you be my sister? 😈

Take the suitcase from you (I love female clothes) and send you on your way . Say bye and close the door in your face.

I've got two spare bedrooms and some homemade soup, make yourself at home.

Invite you in and offer you a nice glass of wine!

I would ask you how long you are staying 😛

Post it on the ring doorbell cam site like everyone else does I suppose.

Are you the weed lady?

What is the status of your ring finger?

probaly look up at you and ask who you are

Expect you to be selling something.

I never answer the door when I'm not expecting someone

You best be more worried how the Mrs. would respond. ;-)

Ask what you wanted and how you got my address

Depends on if there is something kinky in the suitcase.

Without having met you in any way? Hmmmm, I'd ask you if you need help and go from there.

Say come on in and grab a seat

Probably invite you in and introduce you to the wife. We have extra rooms

I'd show you my nephew and say.. this is our son...

first thing I would do ,ask of you male or female ,then check my Ebay account , ,how much I paid for you,,

Be very perplexed

Offer a cup of tea/coffee

Ask you where you're going.

Put clean sheets on the guest bed and show you where the fridge is.