Do you like to fly the friendly skies?

They weren't so friendly yesterday; 17 knot winds with gusts up to 35 knots is quite a chore to land in for a small plane.

Not at all. I am currently stuck in the United Club in O'Hare. My Newark bound flight was listed as on time when I checked before leaving my hotel. When I arrived at the airport I was assured it was on time. My wife texted that there was a 2 hr delay. Now the board, the gate and the nice woman in the loung can't agree on a new departure time! So I sit and wait. Luckily the club is one of the upgraded ones, but without a firm new departure time, I am almost afraid to stay here. I once almost missed a flight when they decided to roll back the departure. Is that your line?

Yes I do. First Class, mile high club.

Do you like flying the friendly skies

UA sucks

I always wanted to fly an unfriendly sky, just to gain some street cred

when i have the chance to fly. Business class all the way.

and join the mile high club flying united

with the right company

I do indeed

Love it !

Yes.